animesisters13:

I pledge Allegiance
to the butt
Of the thneed making man named Once-ler.
And to the Fangirls,
For which we stand.
One Fandom
Under Greed-ler
Always biggering
With Oncest,
And Norma-ler for all.

(you can replace the last 2 lines with your own Lorax OTP’s :3 everybody has their own custom pledge :3)